I want to drive something that consumes mega amounts of fossil fuel- Air craft

[Tom]

carrier, big lift? That's supposed to be bad, right?
Woah, dude! they messed up my input, yo...
helicopter? I can't seem to decide, A nuclear submarine seems too efficient, even though it is capable of destroying nearly all civilization. I want to drive something really wasteful and dollar consuming- which branch of the military should I join? P.S. I hate Liberals and all of their stupid ideals- Rush Limbo is right. They don't know what they're doing and if they did they would rather have someone else do it for them. They would rather pay people for doing nothing- typical liberal, when it is far more productive to destroy virtually anything that falls in sight of ones video/laser sensors, mo- fo, yo ass is dead, YEAH! Why mince words, is this a hardon or what? God bless G.W.Bush- he is my personal savior. Oh yeah, I forgot, Aircraft carriers run on Neucular energy.
This in and of itself should not diminish my cause, to be wasteful in the name of God and country.
Of course its' immature, aka, satyrical, barely. What's your point?
Where in the order of things will this now appear?
OK, the last submission made sense.
#3 and counting- lets' see.... testing, testing.
OK, this function seems to suddenly be working.

[Curt J]

Avoid the military and get a job as the captain of a super tanker. They ought to burn enough fuel to make you endlessly happy.

[LarrySmile]

Hello Tom,

Your question is too immature to answer. Your statements about political parties is only going to make people angry at you.

Learn to speak in complete sentences and thoughts. Drop such crude and uneducated slang words from your vocabulary. For instance: "mo-fo" and "yo." When you enter the adult work world you will not be seen as a favorable candidate for employment because your vocabulary is not within the main stream of American behavior.

Oh, you can be as "independent" as you want but the reality is that you have to bend and compromise so that you can make a living.

Hope you remain in school and graduate. That is most important for you right now instead of asking this type of silly question.

The Army is not going to let you fly helicopters as you show them a limited about of education and insight into what is really important.

OK? Maybe this little "kick in your butt," so to speak, will help you jump start your battery!

Best wishes.

Larry Smith
SMSgt, USAF (Ret.)
First Sergeant

[Marvin the Martian]

You should be an operator at a coal fired power plant. It's a growth business, world-wide there are 7,000 plants under construction. We'll make Churchill, Ontario into Miami Beach in no time. Helps to speak Mandarin as most are going up in China.

[remmycool]

I don't get it.

Your question seems to be too forced to be real ("Rush Limbo is right"??? That's like a troll tattoo) but it's not funny enough to be fake. You might just be baiting for a reaction, but what's the point? It's not like you're going to get 50 answers for such a weak question.

Please clarify whether you're a troll or an idiot so I can write a better response.

[Mr Puma]

Well let's see. MRAP trucks burn a hugh amount of fuel. M 60 tanks get about 8 gallon to the mile. HUMVEE's suck at gas mileage. Basically anything heavily armoured will burn a tank of gas in a hurry. The Hovercrafts the Marines use are very good at wasting fuel. Just keep in mind all the vehicles and weapons, and clothes and everything else the military uses are made or supplied by the lowest bidder.

[Ronald H]

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